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In the beginning, there were angels, and there was God. After many thousands of years, God decided the He would start a new creation. With one mighty stroke of His hand, God created the Universe. God oversaw the universe, and picked the planet Earth to create the first living things. God then made the animals, the plants, the sea, and the sky, and last, he made adam, and from Adam, made Eve. All of this was stated in Genesis. What Genesis failed to mention, however, was that God also created another man, named Bob. Although, Adam and Eve were forbidden to eat from the Tree of Knowledge, Bob went there regularly to feast on the fruits. It was Bob who gave the fruit to Eve in exchange for sex. Eve became pregnant with the baby of Bob, and when Eve gave birth, a creature sprang forth that was more intelligent than Adam, Eve, and Bob combined. This creature had the knowledge of God, and when he grew to a capable age, he left the Garden of Eden. So begins my bloodline.

This creature, who later became known as the Master of the Bush, spread his seed in women throughout the known world, and became the father of 273 children. These children, all given the intelligence of the Almighty, were the ancestors of some of the most influential political leaders in the history of the world. Adolph Hitler, Charlemagne, Julius Caeser, Alexander the Great, Cyrus, king of Persia, Theodore Rosevelt, Richard the Lionhearted, and countless others all came from this bloodline. But, as a result of thier power, they spurred the jealousy of the children of Adam and Eve. Many of the children of Bob were executed and thier line destroyed. Many more were wiped out by plagues throughout the ages. The result being that only one true descendant of the children of Bob remain. Myself. I go by the alias Jon wainwright, but my true name cannot be pronounced by the current incarnation of the human tongue. I am commonly referred to as Mystik.

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